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flashman · 17-10-2014, 13:17

Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets
at my local Bass Pro Shop, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found
out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in
the card reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still do not think I looked that bad.

17-10-2014, 13:17	#1980
flashman Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cornwall, Ontario, Canada Posts: 54 Liked: 10 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets at my local Bass Pro Shop, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still do not think I looked that bad. Last edited by flashman; 17-10-2014 at 13:19.