Always up for a bit of friendly male bashing...
What is the difference between garbage and men?
Garbage gets thrown out and stays out!
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best
friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Men are proof of reincarnation.
You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
A man finds his wife in bed with another man.
What are you doing? he yells.
See,she says to her lover, I told you he was dumb.
When would you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.