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Re: Joke Of The Day
The phone rings,
"Hello," "Mrs Sanders please," "Speaking".
"Mrs Sanders, this is Dr Jones at the St Agnes Laboratory.
When your husbands doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr Sanders arrived as well".
"We are now uncertain which belongs to your husband, frankly, either way the results are not too good".
"What do you mean?" Mrs Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive to Alzheimers, and the other one tested positive to HIV. We can't tell which belongs to your husband".
"That's dreadful, can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs Sanders.
"Normally we can, but NHS will only pay for this expensive test once"
"Well, what am i supposed to do now?" asks Mrs Sanders.
"The NHS help desk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home don't sleep with him".
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