Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 08-12-2014, 09:00   #1993
dotti34
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Re: Joke Of The Day

I decided to go to the Mosque for a first time to see what it was all about. I sat down and the Iman came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said by the will of Allah the All Mighty and the Prophet Mohamed you will walk today. I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers I stepped outside and lo and behold my frigging car had been stolen.
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