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DtheP47 · 08-12-2014, 10:08

Bumped into an old mate last night.
"Bloody Hell you have lost weight" says I
"Yeah the pounds have been dropping off me since the wife left me" say he.
"Missing her home cooking then?" say I
"Naah" says he " I just keep skipping everywhere!"

08-12-2014, 10:08	#1995
DtheP47 I am Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Horsehead Nebula Posts: 1,718 Liked: 772 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day Bumped into an old mate last night. "Bloody Hell you have lost weight" says I "Yeah the pounds have been dropping off me since the wife left me" say he. "Missing her home cooking then?" say I "Naah" says he " I just keep skipping everywhere!"