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Old 06-02-2005, 01:03   #4
Henry Morton
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Re: The New "Stanley 50 / 50 Draw"

I'm sorry for making such a fool of myself.

I actually believed that the 50/50 draw was in place.

I'm embarrassed, humiliated , insulted and offended to find that I had it totally wrong.

Obviously the Club places no value on "amateurs" such as Kate, Sam and myself who try to present themselves in such a way that reflects well upon the Club.

We try to dress reasonably well, engage in a friendly manner with the supporters,and raise money for the Club whilst not seeking any commission for ourselves.

Clearly, we don't have a clue how to represent Accrington Stanley ; in future we should dress in scruffy shell-suits, pester fans, not wear any ASFC colours, not wear any ID, and continually make racist "jokes" all around the ground.

Oscar Wilde once said that a cynic knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

This is one very, very, cynical football club from which I now announce my resignation.
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