I am involed in football so I get a lot of emails from friends from all over the world and being a good English person I like to take the pee out of a lot of them and they get there own back on me, I could put on a lot of Liverpool jokes I have recived on here but I dont think they are very funny

if I get a new Email or I think of a new twist I like to share them with you all, this one started with Arse and Alex and built up over a few weeks with imput from a few people. If they offend anyone except Liverpool supporters well........
