You're probably right, if we have 4 people dying in a flood we have hours and hours of 'in depth' reporting with experts blaming polar ice caps, weather isotherms and not enough people turning on their taps to fill the kettle during the commercial break in Coronation Street.
Oh and I'll see your Hillbilly Handfishing and raise you our The Only Way Is Essex (commonly known as TOWIE), the English home grown tv tour de force where our young southern inbreds have taken to anal bleaching to hide the brown star..your shout..raise or fold?
