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I wonder, when his sister finishes her wave of goodbye, tells him to be careful as he meanders down the middle of the road, then she closes the door relieved to remove the false smile she had to force onto her face from the start to the finish of the visit, does she then collapse onto the settee and exclaim to the loved ones that also had to suffer her siblings presence, "Well thank Fook that's over with!"
At which her spouse dashes over wipes her brow and say's, "Yes my love, but brace yourself, he plans to be back next Christmas".