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dotti34 · 17-01-2015, 23:54

A couple of stories in our Sunday paper almost made it worthwhile reading it. At least with my warped sense of humour they made me laugh – which is a nice change these days when most news is so sad and depressing.

The first one was the report of a man who has admitted to having sex with a post-box in Wigan (if you don’t believe me then look it up on Google).

It must have been an exciting partner as the man shouted ‘wow’…

…you might find this hard to believe but he was drunk at the time.

He was ordered to pay compensation to the victim – was this the post box or the woman who saw it all and rang the police? According to the man’s defence lawyer ‘the lady watched for some time and was ashamed, disgusted and upset’.

The other story was that the boy who told of his so-called experiences when he was in a coma – and with the help of his father wrote the best selling book “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven’ - has now admitted it was all a lie, that he didn’t really go to Heaven. What’s funny about that? His surname happens to be Malarkey.

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dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,189 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1480 times Rep Power: 833512	News of a Different Kind A couple of stories in our Sunday paper almost made it worthwhile reading it. At least with my warped sense of humour they made me laugh – which is a nice change these days when most news is so sad and depressing. The first one was the report of a man who has admitted to having sex with a post-box in Wigan (if you don’t believe me then look it up on Google). It must have been an exciting partner as the man shouted ‘wow’… …you might find this hard to believe but he was drunk at the time. He was ordered to pay compensation to the victim – was this the post box or the woman who saw it all and rang the police? According to the man’s defence lawyer ‘the lady watched for some time and was ashamed, disgusted and upset’. The other story was that the boy who told of his so-called experiences when he was in a coma – and with the help of his father wrote the best selling book “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven’ - has now admitted it was all a lie, that he didn’t really go to Heaven. What’s funny about that? His surname happens to be Malarkey.