[yerself]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
5. We need = I want.
6. It's your decision = The correct decision should obvious by now.
7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
8. We need to talk = I need to complain.
9. Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
10. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11. You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
12. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
14. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
15. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
16. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
17. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
18. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
19. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.