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Old 25-02-2015, 21:28   #40
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Re: Where is Hyndburn going?

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Originally Posted by Eric View Post
By the way, I would appreciate your input into the meaning of "shopping experience," and what one has to do to have one of these. Margaret P seems to think that my lack of understanding is due to the lack of a woman in my life. Now I'm all for social experiments; but I'm not prepared to ruin my comfortable existence in the quest for knowledge.

Ah, Shopping experience, allow me to roll the rare ingredient into my fag whilst I contemplate this by joining with my feminine side with the seat down.

My shopping experience is....

looking in the cupboard if it's empty I look in my pocket, if that's empty I put shopping off until it's full.

When it's full I go out spend as little time in the shops spending as little as I can on the most mundane, (no window shopping), then murmur about how I really need to do a good shop.

Just as I pluck up enough courage to do a good shop, I learn that M&S or some other pound shop has closed, so, no point shopping this week either.

Thank goodness there's a pub halfway between my ghost town and my home.
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