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-pixie · 08-02-2005, 19:44

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

08-02-2005, 19:44	#47
-pixie Full Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ex Darrener - now in Accy Posts: 421 Blog Entries: 10 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 41	Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business. Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.