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Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY:
1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim ?
2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in ?
3. A fake one will do.
4. You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job.
5. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
6. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
7. My mother is a real old bitch.
8. No, no, you buy me too much already.
9. Give it to me hard up the butt big boy, you know I love it.
10. What headache ?
11. Put your money away, let me buy the round
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