[Bazf]

use the internet......
use the Telephone......
use your imagination........
Not really that hard when you come to think about it, work really hard at your website and make Footymad rich.
If you want to put chants on you can use these
(to the tune of Adams Family)
Your mother is your sister,
your father is your brother,
you like to shag eachother,
The Burnley Family.

(to the tune of you are my sunshine)
You are a dingle
A smelly dingle
You're only happy on giro day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away

(To the tune of always look on the bright side of life)
Always look on the Turf Moor for ****e!
dada dada dadada!