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Re: Joke Of The Day
THE TEXT MESSAGE
Today I reciecved a text,it's said:-
"Hi Jason, This is Bob from next door.
I’m sorry about this old chap, but I have a confession to make.
I've been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but at least I'm telling now.
The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.
The temptation was just too much,I hope you will accept my apologies.
I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you. Regards, Bob."
MY REACTION:
Feeling insulted and betrayed I went round and knocked Bob out,arriving home i poured myself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa to wait for the police.
I took out my phone where I saw i had a subsequent message from my neighbour,Bob.
THE SECOND MESSAGE:
"Hi Jason,it's Bob again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text.
I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’.
Technology hey?!?
Hope you saw the funny side mate.
Regards,Bob."
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