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Found a couple more maybe he could use them.......

Chim-chimney, Chim-chimney
Chim-Chim, Chiroo
We hate those b***ards in claret 'n' blue

To the tune of the Inspiral Carpets song...
'This is how it feels to be Burnley,
This is how it feels to be sad,
This is how it feels when your sister's shaggin' your dad.'


A scum one, we cant leave them out....
To the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'...

'Oh, the megastore is magic,
They sell some magic hats,
And when I saw the duvet,
I said I fancy that,
I even bought the curtains,
And dressing gown in white,
I follow Man United cos they sell a lot of sh*te.'


Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad.'