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-pixie · 12-02-2005, 07:23

Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another
woman, you can rearrange his face.

Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.

Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks,
not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron
than he is blind.

When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.

12-02-2005, 07:23	#108
-pixie Full Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ex Darrener - now in Accy Posts: 421 Blog Entries: 10 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 44	Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man? He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman, you can rearrange his face. Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind. When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement. What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her. Pity her. __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.