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Old 12-02-2005, 07:23   #108
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Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol

Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another
woman, you can rearrange his face.

Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.


Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks,
not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron
than he is blind.

When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement.


What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.
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