[Accyexplorer]

Me and my scouser mate go into Greggs.
My mate being a typical scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then when outside boasts to me, "Did you see that? The staff never even seeb me."
I say, "That's nowt mate, watch this."

i walk back into the shop and ask for the manager, I say,"give us a pie and I'll show thee some magic," and proceed to eat the pie in front of him, and then I do it twice more.

The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"

I say, "Go and check my mates pockets."