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Re: Joke Of The Day
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes?
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