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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
If men are so smart how is it that they cannot follow simple instructions, get the woman in their life to fill out all the forms......except the racing form.
I once heard a man on a stall at Blackburn Market say he would never understand women as they were 'queer folk'.......I came back quickly with the quip 'well, God made them to match men'!
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Here's one for you ...
Why does it take 3 billion (or so) sperm to fertilize one egg?
because none of them will stop to ask for directions.