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Tina · 13-02-2005, 03:37

I've done it again. Lmao at this thread, and thinking I would contribute one you'd never heard (I'm thinking....I'm in Canada...I'm sure they won't have heard this one.) But alas Lettie beat me to it...in my zeal I didn't read Lettie's rendering of the joke...so to make up for it here is another:

A priest (vicar whatever) and a nun are in the desert, desperately lost with no-one around.

They walk aimlessly for miles, when night begins to fall and the air turns cold.

They set up camp for the night (a respectable distance between them of course.)

After a time, just as the priest is almost asleep, the nun whispers to the darkness...

"Father, I am so cold."

And like a true gentleman, the priest gets up and finds her an extra blanket.
A short time passes and again the nun complains of the cold. Again, the priest gets up and covers the nun with another blanket.

The nun again cries out: Father I'm getting colder by the minute !

The priest seizes upon a new idea and says: " Listen, there's no-one around....why don't we - just for this one night - pretend we are man and wife ?"

The nun is not at all sure, but looks around, and seeing that no-one would be the wiser, agrees.

Says the Priest : " Get up and get your own f@@#$$%%^ blanket !

13-02-2005, 03:37	#118
Tina Junior Member+ Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 26 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol I've done it again. Lmao at this thread, and thinking I would contribute one you'd never heard (I'm thinking....I'm in Canada...I'm sure they won't have heard this one.) But alas Lettie beat me to it...in my zeal I didn't read Lettie's rendering of the joke...so to make up for it here is another: A priest (vicar whatever) and a nun are in the desert, desperately lost with no-one around. They walk aimlessly for miles, when night begins to fall and the air turns cold. They set up camp for the night (a respectable distance between them of course.) After a time, just as the priest is almost asleep, the nun whispers to the darkness... "Father, I am so cold." And like a true gentleman, the priest gets up and finds her an extra blanket. A short time passes and again the nun complains of the cold. Again, the priest gets up and covers the nun with another blanket. The nun again cries out: Father I'm getting colder by the minute ! The priest seizes upon a new idea and says: " Listen, there's no-one around....why don't we - just for this one night - pretend we are man and wife ?" The nun is not at all sure, but looks around, and seeing that no-one would be the wiser, agrees. Says the Priest : " Get up and get your own f@@#$$%%^ blanket !