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Busman747 · 13-02-2005, 14:16

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thehorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steadyrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terrorshe grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seeminglyimpervious to its slipping rider. Finally,she gives up her frail graspand attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now atthe mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struckagainst the ground over and over. As her head is battered againstthe ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to hergreat fortune.....

Shadrack, the Pick'n Pay security guard sees her,leans over, and unplugs the horse.

13-02-2005, 14:16	#123
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1670	Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thehorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steadyrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terrorshe grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seeminglyimpervious to its slipping rider. Finally,she gives up her frail graspand attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now atthe mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struckagainst the ground over and over. As her head is battered againstthe ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to hergreat fortune..... Shadrack, the Pick'n Pay security guard sees her,leans over, and unplugs the horse. __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)