[Accyexplorer]

Mrs E and I went into town to grab some bits from peel street chemist.When we came out, there was a copper writing out some kind of warning/ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on officer,Give a senior citizen a break" He just smirked and continued writing the ticket.

As my temper grew,I called him a arsehole,He just glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.
So Mrs E called him a pritstick, He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
He then started writing more warnings/tickets,this went on for about 10minutes or so,the more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, gave us a smirk and walked away...

...Just then the Hyndburn circular arrived, and we got on and came home.