[slinky]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman .
For the final test , the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. '' we must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find..............your wife!! sitting in a chair, kill her!!''. The man gasped and said '' I can't kill my own wife!!'', the agent replied ''well you are not the person we are looking for, take your wife and go home''.


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun entered the room and all was quiet for five minutes then he came out of the room and stood there with tears in his eyes, the man said '' I tried but I just could'nt kill my wife, I love her''. The agent replied ''well you are not the person we are looking for, take your wife and go home''.

Finally it came to the womans turn. She was given the same instructions as the men, to go in and kill her husband. She took the gun and entered the room. Shots were heard, one after the other, then there was loud crashing and banging against the door and walls then, everything went quiet and the door opened slowly. The woman appeared with sweat dripping from her brow, the agent asked ''well??'' The woman replied '' that gun was firing blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair''.

MORAL: woman are evil, don't mess with us!!!!!