Oh my days,I've just had a trouser accident,I have just seen the daddy of all spiders.
It came running across the floor at me so I threw everything I had at it....tea coasters,Argos catalogue and Mrs E's shoes but it side stepped them all and just kept coming
Normally Mrs E would deal with these 8legged freaks but she has popped into town.Apparently,it's that time of year when these freaks of nature leave their hiding places and go in search of a mate.
Pathetic I know,but i've always been scared of spiders and I'm not staying in the house with that beast on the prowl.
So,I've text'd Mrs E given her the general location and I'm off out till she's found and dealt with it
