[Gremlin]

I had the misfortune to catch a bus the other day. My car was in for valeting.
It was a M&M ( not a sweet).
The bus was ticking over on the stand, door open and obnoxious fumes blowing back in. The driver was looking at (honestly) what I think what was the Koran and ignored ny request to close the door. My eyes were watering.
Road Traffic laws state vehicle engines must not be left running when the vehicle is stationary. Traffic jams are of course an exception.
If anybody connected with M&M buses reads this don't expect me to ride on your rattling antique death traps. The Platters came to mind. Smoke gets in your eyes.
Rant over.