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Old 12-12-2015, 18:41   #28
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Re: Christmas Traditions Of Your Own.

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington View Post
There was a man at Jewsons this morning ordering wood by the cubits(and it was more than threehappence a foot)......I think he said his name was Noah...and he was going to start a cruise line for pets.
What an over optimistic man he must be, all that wood? They'll never deliver before Christmas, he'd be lucky to get an oak dining room table or a three piece suite delivered in that time.

Plus does he not know, this is an EU Country, he will have to convert his order into metres or it just won't be accepted.

As for the pets does he have a veterinary certificate for each one proving that it is healthy and disease free which will allow him to take them on board his boat?

What about a sea worthy Certificate? Once it's built it will need to be fitted with the minimum amount of lifeboats or he won't be allowed to sail.

All those animals, all that waste, he will need containers to store it, it's illegal to just throw stuff over the side nowadays, got to keep the environment clean for future generations. (Ah, a problem, if he can't get it built and set sail in time there won't be any future generations).

Perhaps he should have a few words with whoever it is that has given him this job and find out if there is a way through all the red tape?
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