Somerset's keen interest in our doings brings to mind the old story of the Roses match at Old Trafford when a Home Counties type was watching with keen appreciation - cries of "good shot!" and "well bowled!" making obvious his love of the game.
Eventually, the bloke in front of him turned round .....
"Ist tha fra Lankysheer, mate?"
"Oh no, I'm afraid not."
"So fra Yorksheer?"
"Well, no."
"Then what th'eck's it got to do with thee, then?"
(Possibly not "eck" in the original version
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