[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Eric

I like Mrs. Patrick Campbell on this: "I don't mind where people make love, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses." And what's wrong getting laid in church? Churches are quiet, usually empty, and there's much more room than there is in an elevator or the back seat of a car

It's best not to do it while Holy Communion is in progress though.