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Originally Posted by Less
13/ (Unlucky for some), don't hold your breath, sympathy is a scarce element
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If you want sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shiite" and "syphilis".
Maybe pickled eggs would be a better alternative. And they sit quietly in the fridge next to the beer until you need them.
Microwaves are useless ... and they encourage leftovers
... if there is anything left over it should be eaten cold. A piece of last nite's pizza with not too many cigarette butts in it! Breakfast of champions.
