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I went to a pub that I don't normally frequent, it was called **** (that will have the mods wondering, was I swearing or actually not naming the pub).

I ordered a pint, more fool me, within 5 minutes someone was ruining the atmosphere with Karaoke, I, being none P.C. went for a fag.

Out in the smoking area was a group of what I at first thought was a group of bikers.

The reason for this was that they were all dressed in leathers, nope they weren't kinky they were just biker wanna be's.

I recognised some from 30 or more years ago, back then we used to meet at the Wheatsheaf in Clitheroe, most of us would arrive on our bikes, these would, I imagine come by bus.

What are they doing now? The same thing, still not riding a bike, still wearing the gear, still going nowhere.

The shame is, as I decided to leave, a lass came over and said Les' it's ****.
Back in those days she wouldn't get on the back of a bike, now she's in her late 50's wears the gear, still hasn't been on the back of a bike, come on girl, not just the back of a bike stop pretending you are capable of riding a bike!!!

But are you capable of having a life?

Forgot to say, fancied her sommet rotten back then.