[Guinness]

I have some ‘Alan Partridge’ pitches for the BBC..possible BAFTA???

A) Indian doctor called Mahmoodstein creates life from some stitched up bodies

B) A story of farmlife in the dales…..Jarinderdale Farm….eventually all the family move in to the surrounding area and the name changes to Jarinderdale

C) Only Fools and Elephants

D) One flew over the Ostrich nest

E) The Lion, The Witch and His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular