ok bear with me on this one im useless at telling jokes!!!!
A german man goes to a brothel and chooses a woman... they go to a room and he says "i will pay you £3000 if you do as i say and dont ask any questions"
The woman thinks..well its a lot of money and im used to strange requests
So she agrees... the man pulls 4 springs out of a bag and ties them to her hands and knees, instructing her to go on all fours.
He then pulls out a duck call and tells her to blow through it during sex.
So all geared up they have sex...they bounce all over the room and eventually after many orgasms they finish. Afterwards when she is getting dressed the woman says "im sorry but i have to know...what do you call that?"
"thats the four sprung duck technique"
told you i was bad at telling em!!! but hey it made me laugh!!
