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Old 17-02-2005, 16:44   #7
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Talking Re: jokes

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Originally Posted by accystanmac
Have u read about the singing protective??? A condom invented to liven up the bedroom it plays a song n the more vigorous u are the louder it gets!


The Suns top ten tuna's are

Come together - Beatles
in too deep - Genesis
lay lady latex- Bob Dylan
cant get no satisfaction - The Stones
Johnny B goode - Chuck Berry
protection - Massive attack
only way is up - Yazz
sheath is the one - Knobbie Williams [the sun was really thinking hard not lol]

Any suggestions to the list ?!?!


Whats the matter baby - ellen foley
under pressure - queen
I want it all - queen
warm love - van morrison
wild night - van morrison
dweller on the threshold - (also) van morrison
still searching - ray davis
all day and all of the night - kinks
here comes the flood - divine comedy


how about those??? should i start applying for a job at the sun???
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