Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 22-02-2016, 22:23   #2036
dotti34
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A newly married couple goes to the county fair and the wife sees helicopter rides that showcase the beauty of the surrounding area. She really wants to go, but her husband looks at her and says, "It's too expensive, 50 bucks is 50 bucks."

Every year they go to the fair, and every year, the wife wants to take a helicopter ride, but her husband continually says, "50 bucks is 50 bucks."

After 20 years of going, she says that she really wants to go and he again tells her it is too expensive with the same line. "50 bucks is 50 bucks."

The pilot overhears the couple's conversation and offers to give them a ride for free, but with one condition. The wife can't make a sound during the ride.

During the ride the pilot really showcases his skills by performing daring maneuvers that make the stomach turn. After the ride is over, he relays his surprise that the woman didn't make a sound during the flight. Many of his other riders can't stop screaming during the ride, even without the daring stunts.

The wife finally admits she almost made a sound when her husband fell out but, "50 bucks is 50 bucks.”
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