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I agree, things can be too clean, I've spent years building up a surface of dust around the place, fell over in the front room after a good night out disturbed the lot, been sneezing ever since.

As for women and hygiene there are ads on telly at the mo' turn your pee into gel and dance through the night.
Surely anyone worthwhile would excuse themselves and change their underwear?
I certainly don't want the image of my partner not skip, skip, skipping to the loo!