Would 5-10k go in a council budget?
Peter Britcilffe could have a column a week in both Obs and LT.
Graham Jones could get a apprentice for 12 months.
Oswaldtwistle could have a carnival for 20 years (donations this year)
We could buy back a 1/50 of the bus station.
Spend it on buses that stop after tea.
Kept Accy Con from being destroyed because of a fruitless developers.
Made a stationary stand for taxis without destroying local businesses.
Kept Peter from getting to deep in pies he can't get away from.
Pay for Miles to actually come out and be a people person.
Let Ken cut the grass whilst chewing on the fat.
And I can't remember the defector who screwed over his daughter but so long as his name was around he was happy. Malcolm?
Maybe take cashy back a few decades because he's becoming a grumpy old man
Come on folks help me out, I can't think... Maybe Britcilffe was right
Should this go in anything goes?