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I didn't know which section to put this into, then I decided the author of the rant deserves to be amongst the lowest of the low which must be this thread.
He was obviously a greeny, obvious because he doesn't wash and the stains on his clothing were very, very, old.
I was outside having a fag, so was he, he'd already been irritating others, then he decided it was my turn, pollution he cried, you'll know about it won't you?
Well I replied which particular bit of pollution there are so many we are all guilty of causing.
He staggered forward and winked with his sober eye, corrected his balance before stepping off the curb in front of a bus.
Well I mean he said them there rockets they keep sending them up there it costs a fortune, how much pollution are they putting out?
I hesitated, after all I'm not a rocket scientist, then I put forward my best guess, don't they use a combination of oxygen, nitrogen, and hydrogen to power their rockets? So far as I understand they produce water when they blast off.
His reply was expletive off you smart arse you obviously know nowt.
I replied by saying he obviously has researched this far more than I and should forgive my ignorance. He smiled, wandered over to some other unsuspecting fool that had just come out for a fag, so he said, do you think the tree in Rhydding park should be saved? I saw the other guy frown knowing he was in for a long and pointless conversation.