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You could not make it up..

There's an attempted coup by the Parlaimentary Labour Party..people pay good money to join the party to make their feelings known, i.e. the PLP DO NOT represent us

So..

The PLP manouevres a change to the rules and says that anyone who joins after a certain date cannot vote...UNLESS you pay an increased amount of £25 within a certain timeframe.

Jones encourages people to pay the £25 and vote for Owen Whatsisface

The people who joined earlier challenge this in a court of law and win....the PLP then spends donated money to appeal..and win (kinda like they want a second referendum because the law and the people are not agreeing with their ideas)

Outcome..anyone who joined the labour party this year, except those who could afford to pay £25 cannot vote for the leader...party of the people my buttock!

Anyone who votes for Jones is a complete and utter mushroom. Just like Owen Whatsiface who has managed to make a complete and utter fool of himself in both of the hustings to date!