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Old 20-02-2005, 21:19   #10
Margaret Pilkington
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An ancient mariner goes to a brothel for services. The Madam sorts him out a sweet young thing. They get to the room and down to business. The ancient mariner says to the girl 'am I going too fast for you?'...... she says 'no, captain.....you are doing about 3 knots......you're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back'
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