[removal-man]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I nearly died choking on my Weetabix this morning. The cause of this event? An article on the radio stating that HM Government, not satisfied with reducing the Royal Navy to a size somewhat smaller than the Swiss Fleet, have now decided that in order to bolster it's recruitment numbers, it is to enlist the assistance of an organisation by the name of "Stonewall".

I'd never heard of this particular outfit before, and thinking it was just another Google Page Ranking/Advertising agency, I was gobsmacked to find that it is a lobby group for the dykes and puffters. Amongst their term of reference is that of ensuring that warships (if indeed we do have any left) have quarters which are "Gay and Lesbian" friendly.

Well, personally I prefer a warship to be a warship, and well there may truth in the old adage of the Royal Navy being about "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash" I do not think that putting the emphasis on the sodomy is going to do us very much good to the perception of our fighting capabilities by our potential enemies. Quite honestly, they must be p***ing their pants with laughter by now. I can just see Brunos Aires dusting off their Malvinas maps and the Iranians ready to lift some more "Jolly Tars" in the Gulf.

What a madhouse our navy is becoming.

it could be worse the could be relying on accy and ozzy !