[Retlaw]

I'm a bit puzzled about all this free parking, where to park for the best, which shops will suffer and which won't, I'm scrattin me nut about it, dudnt mek sense. Went to tosco for dum bread & milk, car park wur dammed near full, just 3 disabled spaces left, I thought oh no an a gonna ave to shuffle round wi a trolley, gus up int lift, good got a key to a batmobeel, trundled round, and thowt wur the f are they, if ther wur 30 shoppers al eat mi at, how many cars downstairs hell fire. So paid fu mi goods, down int lift put stuff on boot an watched fur a bit, folk coming and going across th paved area between tosco an station, all of em carrying shoppng bags, even one mon on a lecky scooter, why all the commotion about moving buses an parkin places. ?.