This ain't about memory or libido ... though it could be. In fact, the last time my friend with benefits was over, she got so aroused she almost dropped her nail file
No. This is about "best before" dates. I decided to cook my own supper tonite. "Foreign muck" Margaret would call it. I concluded, after some taste testing, that what it needed was a good dollop of Portugallo spicy garlic sauce. It's been hanging around my house for quite a while; so, being cautious and curious, I checked the best before date. February of 2020. I'd found something in my cupboard that has a good chance of outliving me!!!! OUCH.