Hi L,welcome to the forum.
I'm Jason, you'll find me mostly in this section because life's too short to be taken too seriously plus I have plenty of free time to shake my stick

Sometimes,I'll stick my oar in the other sections but that mainly just to stir the pot
You,and others,may be interested to know that you don't actually need your own stick to shake,there are clubs that offer the chance to go along and use one of their detectors to see if you enjoy the experience before forking out your hard earned cash.
Anyhow,I hope Santa makes you happy,I may see you in rural Lancashire sometime
