[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

You know you're getting old when-
You realise your own 'Best Before' date was about 10 years ago.

In my case it were 20 years ago, a con tell thee one thing, there' nowt clever about gettin owd, thony good thing is I'm still pushing blankets back an not scratin thinside of a coffin lid, but some mornings ids bloody hard work shuvin blankets back. Its bin a hell of a long time since were out of it before 1/2 past 10