[Rowlf]

My mum always said she didn't care what we did with her when she dies as long as we were right with her while she lived. She said we could put her in the dustbin. She dies on a Wednesday and the following Monday the bin men did not empty her bin for the first time ever. I think that would have tickled her. We said they must have known what she said and thought it would be too heavy that week. They never missed it again. Strange,