[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Walter....when I get where you are going, can I please be your apprentice?

Aye Margaret, I'm gonna have a special room set up for my best friends, I'tl be waist deep in diarohea, you will see them stood in it, when l allow them a drink of tea, when the've drunk it, you can be the one to shout all right you lot now back on yer heads.