[Lord Didsbury]

So there I was, sitting in the away end when I spotted the Don sitting a few rows back. Excitedly I jumped over seats to get to him:
"You're the Don aren't you"?
"Pardon"
"Donacien. Our fullback. You're a great player you are"
"Thank you"
"We're missing you son"

Then, turning to the bloke sat next to him:
"Are you a player too"?
"No, I'm his agent"
"He's worth millions is your lad"

Thereupon, some small talk about his hernia and how he'll be back after two weeks.

After the match, as the Don disappeared into the gloom me and the agent walked into Luton together. His agent talked candidly....maybe too candidly because I think the end result was that I have bought the Don!