How about Hansel and gretel then?
Cruel parents and abandonment,
ruining the environment by littering with breadcrumbs,
vandalising a pensioners cottage, eating the roof.
An old lady with cannibalistic tendencies.
Deranged twins celebrate by putting old woman in oven and roasting her to death.
Now that, seems to be the stuff a whole T.V. forensics team could analyse through two or three series.
